30 3 / 2012
I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.
Oh good. This should add 30-40 new words and phrases to the Stokeland lexicon.
Umm… have we mentioned that there’s going to be a sequel to Anchorman?! Because this news is kind of a big deal. It owns many leather-bound books, and its apartment smells of rich mahogany.
07 3 / 2012
- 1: Oh my god, St. Patrick's Day is next weekend.
- 2: I definitely thought you just said Patrick Swayze.
11 2 / 2012
You get mad at dumb stuff, that’s your thing. I’ll get over it, that’s my thing. It’s kinda perfect.
(Source: lemonclanarchive, via fuckyeahlizlemon)
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24 1 / 2012
This looks like a really great vacation spot. I need a vacation. Like a real one.
23 1 / 2012
LAST NIGHT
I stood by your bed last night,
I came to have a peep.
I could see that you were crying,
You found it hard to sleep.
I whined to you softly
as you brushed away a tear,
“It’s me, I haven’t left you,
I’m well, I’m fine, I’m here.”
I was close to you at breakfast,
I watched you pour the tea,
You were thinking of the many times,
your hands reached down to me.
I was with you at the shops today,
Your arms were getting sore.
I longed to take your parcels,
I wish I could do more.
I was with you at my grave today,
You tend it with such care.
I want to re-assure you,
that I’m not lying there.
I walked with you towards the house,
as you fumbled for your key.
I gently put my paw on you,
I smiled and said ” it’s me.”
You looked so very tired,
and sank into a chair.
I tried so hard to let you know,
that I was standing there.
It’s possible for me,
to be so near you everyday.
To say to you with certainty,
“I never went away.”
You sat there very quietly,
then smiled, I think you knew…
In the stillness of that evening,
I was very close to you.
The day is over…
I smile and watch you yawning
and say “good-night, God bless,
I’ll see you in the morning.”
And when the time is right for you
to cross the brief divide,
I’ll rush across to greet you
and we’ll stand, side by side.
I have so many things to show you,
there is so much for you to see.
Be patient, live your journey out…
then come home to be with me.
-Author Unknown
21 1 / 2012
I feel like chameleon’s always look surprised. Or like they are waiting for a laugh at a really terrible joke.
(Source: jakegoesworldwide)
